The perks of being trans?

My mom was at work the other day and every morning they do a roll call and just a general meeting so there’s a hundred people there or so that she doesn’t even know. They started talking about kids and my mom pipes up “Raising my daughter was hell.” One of her co workers says “You have a boy and a girl?” She comes back with “No, I have two boys.”

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ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

(Source: avontuurlijk, via rich-whiteboy)

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

(Source: punk-, via giant-butt)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shit happens when you party naked.

(via not-another-american-idiot)

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

What’s with mr Rogers hand

(via comealongalex)

inkteller:

smilelikeyouneedit:

I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time

#dON’T TOUCH ME OH GOD THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST HUG OKAY #I MEAN #SHE’S JUST CHUCKLING/SOBBING INTO THAT HUG AND YOU CAN SEE HER FRAME SHAKING FROM THAT #AND THE WAY HE HOLDS HER TIGHTER AND FURROWS HIS EYEBROWS #DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING TO EACH OTHER WITH THOSE TINY GESTURES #BASICALLY SOMETHING LIKE ”OH THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE ALRIGHT/ALIVE” #THEY’RE JUST BOTH SO RELIEVED THAT THE OTHER IS OKAY #GOD #YOUR FAVORITE COULD NEVER (via maggins)

inkteller:

smilelikeyouneedit:

I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time

#dON’T TOUCH ME OH GOD THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST HUG OKAY #I MEAN #SHE’S JUST CHUCKLING/SOBBING INTO THAT HUG AND YOU CAN SEE HER FRAME SHAKING FROM THAT #AND THE WAY HE HOLDS HER TIGHTER AND FURROWS HIS EYEBROWS #DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING TO EACH OTHER WITH THOSE TINY GESTURES #BASICALLY SOMETHING LIKE ”OH THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE ALRIGHT/ALIVE” #THEY’RE JUST BOTH SO RELIEVED THAT THE OTHER IS OKAY #GOD #YOUR FAVORITE COULD NEVER (via maggins)

(Source: paolatonik, via princeofthebooty)

metalonmetalblog:

Wim Delvoye

project SexRays

It a lot less sexy when all I can think is that’s poop in the last one

(via im-her-superman87)

I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right?

(Source: whatatragedy, via thesetitsarereal)